Ladies and gentlefolk, it’s officially time to raise the bar. Like even a MILLIMETER will be better than what’s going on now, because this is unacceptable.

Here are 24 things that are supposedly romantic – and are pretty much accepted as such – but they AREN’T, PEOPLE. Is this what it’s come down to? If you DON’T fall asleep on your date, they take you out in public and they text you back, that’s ROMANCE?

TAP. OUT.