Whether we like to admit it or not we all listen in on other people’s conversations and be creeps about it sometimes. It is just impossible to ignore a conversation that is so completely funny or odd.
Everyone has weird conversation that other people may not know the context to at the time which makes it hilarious for us listeners creeping.
A real conversation I just overheard in the grocery store.
— Sean Klitzner (@SeanKlitzner) April 16, 2018
Girl 1: Did you get a haircut?
Girl 2: Yes! Thank you!
Girl 1: Nowhere in my question did I compliment you.
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: I literally just asked a question.
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: It looks terrible.
One embarrassing things that has happened to me is when I was walking my dog and I had a full on conversation with her…but that isn\’t the weird part. The weird part is when someone was just starring at me and I could just tell how weird they thought I was.
A professor I once heard about used to take groups of children on aquarium tours. One time he took a group of Japanese children and while looking at a large tank of fish, a bunch of them said \”Oishii\” which means \”delicious.\” He was like, \”Well, never got that reaction before.\”
There was a dad and his son at Disneyland and the kid was throwing a tantrum and refused to get up off of the ground. All of a sudden I hear the dad say in a loud enough voice “don’t play with me. I can make more of you”. Forever changed my views on parenting methods.