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Kristin And Brian Act Out Scenes From “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

Kristin And Brian Act Out Scenes From “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

The sequel to “Fifty Shades Of Grey” – “Fifty Shades Darker” – is here, so in celebration (or mockery, take your pick), Kristin and Brian act out some of the SEXIEST *cough cough* scenes from “Fifty Shades of Grey.” OSCAR. BUZZ. STARTS. NOW. PS. Brian. That eye contact though. *Swoon*MORE

Here’s What NOT To Get Your Girl For Christmas

Here’s What NOT To Get Your Girl For Christmas

If you haven’t started Christmas shopping for your wife or girlfriend yet, GOOD. Because you weren’t going to spend enough or get the right gift, anyway. According to a new survey, the average woman expects $215 worth of presents this year, and that’s a pretty big disconnect from what men were thinking, because the average…MORE

What Kind Of Gifts Do You Get For Someone You JUST Started Dating?

What Kind Of Gifts Do You Get For Someone You JUST Started Dating?

You JUST started dating…and then the holidays hit. Do you get them a present? What if they get YOU a present and you’re totally empty handed? What if you get them something and then they feel guilty because they didn’t realize your relationship was “there” yet? What if your gift sends the wrong message? OMG…MORE

Plead The Fifth: The Question That Made Kristin “Plead The Fifth” IMMEDIATELY

Plead The Fifth: The Question That Made Kristin “Plead The Fifth” IMMEDIATELY

We’re taking a page out of “Real Housewives” creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the 5th.” Kristin’s in the hot seat today – and the VERY…MORE

Why Brian Is In A Total Christmas Funk

We’re a handful of days away from Christmas, but Brian is NOT feeling the spirit at all. He’s in a TOTAL funk and can’t snap out of it, and we’re not totally sure we can help him. Related PostsMORE

Call Your Best Friend And Tell Them “I Am Here For You When You Need It”

Call Your Best Friend And Tell Them “I Am Here For You When You Need It”

We all have our lifelong friends, but sometimes, life gets in the way of being friends. We have careers, we have kids, we have relationships, we have chores, we have family – whatever it is, everyone understands…but it’s still hard to come to terms with the fact that you can’t see your bestie every day.…MORE

These Mama’s Boys Are Out Of Control

These Mama’s Boys Are Out Of Control

Mama’s boys. You laugh at the stories and you roll your eyes when you see it happen to kids…but what about when those stories DON’T STOP, and you end up with a guy who’s a total mama’s boy? What’s the WORST mama’s boy story you know?MORE

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